Oatmeal with raisins
Who knew smelling farts was so muhsatan
Maybe
Spit
Hey stoopid
It can't be fixed
Ask an alien
It's like silly putty
Lifts stories from newspaper
And bounces off the floor
If your evangelizeing requires validation
Try prostlicyzing at your Alcoholics Anonymous meetings
Oh
Tastes like horse of a different feather
Gosh
Worship fake an gay long enough with spam
And become the spam you see on earth
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Spam
MAYBE YOUR INNER CHILD IS AN ASSHOLE AN NEEDS NEW HOBBYS
Damn methodists
Maybe y'all will stop talking about what's in people's pockets and actually form complete thoughts .