<SO FABULOUS!
wotta cunt
you mad?
more potatoes, nigger?
NIGGA YOU GAY
that's on you for raising soyfags, then
<THIS FAG? AGAIN?
>cry moar, faggot
check for traps
who cares fag, we're about to play dnd in here
Shove my gnome companion face-first into the trapped area.
"Take care of that, wontcha, fuckknuckle?"
not my homo dice!
Slap his head out and say, "Good job, Ace. Get back while I take a peek."
Getting low, I slowly open the door a crack.
I cast friends on you. You're busy trying to rub up on me like a giant cat, so I feed you a food ration.
I want to make a perception roll to see if the female seems to be a real person