Anonymous ID: a71063 Jan. 22, 2019, 7:43 p.m. No.4869038   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>9060

"The other fantasy is that I once took a shit on stage. This has been propounded with many variations, including (but not limited to):

 

[1] I ate shit on stage.

 

[2] I had a 'gross-out contest' (what the fuck is a 'gross-out contest'?) with Captain Beefheart and we both ate shit on stage.

[3] I had a 'gross-out contest' with Alice Cooper and he stepped on baby chickens and then I ate shit on stage, etc.

 

I was in a London club called the Speak Easy in 1967 or '68. A member of a group called the Flock, recording for Columbia at the time, came over to me and said:

 

"You're fantastic. When I heard about you eating that shit on stage, I thought, 'That guy is way, way out there.' "

 

I said, "I never ate shit on stage," He looked really depressedโ€”like I had just broken his heart.

For the records, folks: I never took a shit on stage, and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, North Carolina, in 1973."

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I had a business card with the last sentence of this on the back until the 'boss' man said I would be fired if I did not remove it.

 

http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/wiki/The_Infamous_Shit-Eating-On-Stage_Contest