The clear choice of venue for The Man From Queens to make his 2019 State of The Union Address would be from none other than the Pentagon.

Yup. The five-sided Puzzle Palace itself for the most memorable SOTU address of all time.

Security issues? It’s the fucking Pentagon for God’s sake. Deploy as many Army brigades, USAF fighter squadrons, USMC special forces and Navy riverine components for the Potomac as is necessary to secure the joint and make sure anyone coming in gets a really good inspection.

Facilities? The Pentagon has an auditorium that can handle a very large crowd. Plenty of toilets , and from what I hear, some decent chow hall facilities. All that top brass you understand

Media? Military P.A. sets up for two, maybe three cameras, and everyone else can get a feed from them. Jim Acosta can go hang out at the Washington D.C. Greyhound Bus terminal.

From that platform, The Man From Queens can explain to the American People and the whole world, that due to extraordinary circumstances he is compelled to protect America from enemies foreign and domestic beginning immediately…