Speaker Pelosi:

I’ve decided that my own house is too dirty and makes me feel oppressed. Therefore, I’m coming over to your house and moving in to one of your spare bedrooms. I really appreciate the generosity.

I promise not to be too much of a bother.

I do get a bit hungry now and then, so I expect that you will keep the refrigerator stocked so I can grab a bite to eat every so often. You wouldn’t want me to starve would you? Have some sympathy for the poor.

Also, I’ve brought my pet dog Freddy with me, I’m sure you won’t mind. He does need a bowl for water though, and a bag of food. I did see a bag in the cupboard that your dog Spinee eats btw. It’s not Freddie’s brand but I think it will do for now.

Tonight, I want to have a vote on what we watch on TV. I feel like as a member of this house, I should have some influence.