Hi!
My name is Maggie!
I’m looking to chat with the highest ranking shill!
Can you kind people point me to the shill list or ranking?
Thanks!
(By the way, I don’t eat bacon)
You will do fine honey!
I need you to make a Twitter profile, post some stuff on how bad Trump is and open up a LinkedIn account and Facebook.
I will post you some documents! I’ll include a few kfc and Burger King coupons!
If you could email me the contents of the documents I can offer you a job as a “confidential informant!”
It’s a great career move.
As a bonus, I know a red head from SNL and she’s promised you a blowjob.
Looking forward to your reply Elong.
Love
Maggie
Riding dirty!
Buckets of breasts and blowies.
We have plenty to go around!
Bagels are free!
Welcome new recruits, welcome to The NY Times!