52-48 so much winning. Anyone got a razor blade I can borrow, just for a second?

My son was flunking out of college so I told him, “You will marry the girl I choose.”

He said, “No.”

I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.”

He said, “Yes.”

I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.”

Bill Gates said, “No.”

I told Bill Gates, “My son is the CEO of the World Bank.”

Bill Gates said, “Ok.”

I called the President of the World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.

He said, “No.”

I told him, “My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”

He said, “Ok.”

And that’s exactly how politics works here in America.

And thus, began the practice of hiring morons to work in influential positions of government.