Pelosi: We need to figure out a way to postpone the state of the Union show, or they’ll see Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s empty seat and start asking questions before we’re ready.

Trump: I have an idea … here's what we do.

Pelosi: Your cult will never believe that you just caved.

Trump: Don't worry. They're super programmed now. They'll think I suddenly became reasonable, and start repeating "stable genius" and "4D Chess."

Pelosi: You're probably right. I still can't believe they actually think you're pro life. High Five.

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Trump: Well, you guys did a good job of convincing them that Kavanaugh was pro life, so that helped.

Pelosi: That was hilarious. They didn't even notice that Brett voted in favor of Planned Parenthood funding right before Christmas.

Trump: You think that's funny? They haven't even noticed that RBG "voted" from her hospital bed the day after her "surgery." It's a month later and she's still MIA, and they're still "trusting the plan!"

Pelosi: Yeah, but you'd better have Q post some angry hopium soon.

Trump: On it.