'ORANGE MAN BAD!'
Although there is a bit of stress in ATC, they're still oK for now. Based on the volume of planes in this picture, I would guesstimate there to be approx 7,000 planes in the sky right now. Maybe if they all call in sick, we could just put a glass bubble on the back of each plane for a spotter to sit. Then the planes can all just fly on their own on a first come, first serve basis. If that's not adequate, we can install gunner nests on the planes to shoot flares when another plane comes too close