This morning while drinking my covfefe I am

Pondering what special operations could have been carried out during the shutdown

Grinning at the fact that Trump set another record for longest shutdown in history

Giggling that almost no one noticed it despite the media histrionics

Keking hard that the delusional mouth foamers are practically dancing in the streets and screeching “Trump is Pelosi’s bitch!”… meanwhile Trump delivered a temporary reprieve and a yuge ultimatum

It’s going to be Glorious. Thank you President Trump!