Thank You Baker
If you mistakenly respond to a friend with "KEK" instead of "LOL".
You might be Anon
If you're in a grocery store and someone asks you where the bread aisle
is and you instinctively scream "Lurk More!"
You might be Anon
If you go to a website and immediately look for the notables.
You might be Anon
If you’re in a group chat and you look for “the dough” before you start typing
You might be Anon
If you are taking a math test and see “A + 3 < [D] / 2” and find yourself wondering who D is and why he is in the kill box.
You might be Anon
If you're with a group of people and someone suggests "Let's order a pizza" and the hair on your neck rises.
You might be Anon
If you answer your door and see a group of Jehovah Witnesses and you scream “Fuck Off Shills!”
You might be Anon
If a friend mentions to you "Did you hear the news about Sam. He lost his job" and you demand Sauce.
You might be Anon
When you’re at Sears and the checkout lady asks you for your email address and you scream “I’m not going to DOX’ myself!”
You might be Anon
If your child complains about their homework and you mock them with “Muh Homework”
You might be Anon
If your child thinks 6 Gorillion is a real number.
You might be Anon
If you think Freddy Benson is a much bigger monster than Freddy Kruger
You might be Anon
If your wife brings home a friend from work and introduces her to you and you say “Tits or GTFO”.
You might be Anon
If someone calls you a Faggot and you feel absolutely no offense at all.
You might be Anon
If you consistently call your friends “frens”
You might be Anon
If someone states something you don’t agree with and you respond with “Fake and Gay!”
You might be Anon
If you tell your spouse “I love you” and immediately follow it with “No Homo”
You might be Anon
If you are having a conversation and someone tries to change the topic and you scream “Slide!”
You might be Anon
If a friend tells you some interesting news and you state “That’s Notable”
You might be Anon
If you’re computer illiterate yet you know what a 522 server error is.
You might be Anon
If your kids mention the home wifi connection has slowed down and your first thoughts are “DDOS Attack”
You might be Anon
If someone tells you their address is 777 main street and you scream “TRIPS!!”
You might be Anon
If you meet someone for the first time and they mention they are a Baker and you shake their hand and thank them for their service.
You might be Anon
When you find yourself constantly typing “Moar” instead of “More” in your emails
You might be Anon
If you know what an A10 Warthog looks like and the sound it makes when firing
You might be Anon
If you have nightmares about Freddy, and I don’t mean Krueger
You might be Anon
slow day…