New Call for a
Go-Fund-Me !
Many years ago,
there were many
in the private sector
who lost their jobs
because of some
New Change that
Head-Hunting
King Obama-mama-ai-oe
enacted !
At that Time,
Plu-Perfekt-Pill-Pelosi
commented that
these people would
now have increased
time to engage . . .
in Fingerpainting . . .
and other Hobbies.
We would never wish
to appear to be
as Nasty
as Nancy,
so,
I propose that
we take up a collection,
so,
that we can send
to the home
of each and every
Furloughed Government Worker,
a
Deluxe type
Finger-Painting-Kit.
This will ensure that on
Next Monday,
when they recieve notice,
of their
Permanent Layoffs,
that they will already
be equipped
for Fun ! ! !
( Without a large startup cost !)
________
Lets see,
500,000 workers × $X.XX per kit = __
________
And perhaps our
Beer-Less Leader
could declare
yet again another
Official Holiday:
Teach Your Child to Meme Day !
( Many of Us may feel more
Inspired if we do things
the Old-Fashioned-Way,
and then, after a suitable
period of drying,
Run our Artwork
through the Scanner ! )