Anons, this one's sincere from me to you. One anon to another.
Thank you. I genuinely and sincerely love you guys. I don't know who you are, and a bunch of you are faggots, but I've probably spoken to some of you more than once on the chans. It's possible I speak daily with some of you, and I'll never meet you. You guys have been my only company on so many long and lonely nights and days spent alone in the crowd, and you're always worth talking to even if it's an ocean of garbage in here. You've made me laugh. You've made me change my mind on things in ways I never would have considered. You've shated information with me I never would have been exposed to. Despite the cynical stereotype of the chans, you've convinced me with reasoned arguments and sauce a bunch of times. Anonymously, with no shame to me in having the argument out with a stranger.
We've pulled off some amazing things together. For a bunch of autists, we've managed to do so much. Thanks for letting me be a part of it.
Thank you, true anons. You guys are honestly amazing friends even if you're the worst. I know the whole super secret internet hacker club thing is fake and gay, but you guys really are awesome and I've never once regretted discovering half as an edgy 14-year-old weeb.