POTUS: I don't think you
understand. I didn't come to rescue Anons from you. I came here to rescue Liberals from them.
SEN. SCHUMER: [clearly taken aback by POTUS' words] Well, we all appreciate your concern Mr. Presidentl, We'll try to be extra careful!
POTUS: You Democrats picked the wrong men to push.
SEN. SCHUMER: [walking back into the office] No,Mr.President, they picked the wrong men!
POTUS: [following him in] Those boy's are heart attacks looking for victims! They may be the best the Special Forces hunters, Martial Artists, Bakers, Hackers, Surveilance personnel and Chanfags ever produced. Now whatever you're planning to throw at them here, they've been through a whole lot worse, in a lot worse places than this. I'm just amazed they allowed any of your posse to live.
SEN. SCHUMER: Is that right?
POTUS: Strictly speaking, they slipped up. You're lucky to be breathing.
SEN. SCHUMER: Mr. President, you came out here to find out why some of your machines blew a gasket!
POTUS: You don't seem to want to accept the fact that you're dealing with experts in guerrilla warfare, with and the TEAM OF ANON'S who's the best! With guns, with knives, with their bare hands! Men who've been trained to ignore pain! To ignore weather! To chew up shills and spit out memes, To live off the land! To eat things that would make a billy goat puke! In Afganistan their job was to dispose of enemy personnel… to kill, period! Win by attrition… well these ANONS were and still are THE BEST!