This is Jim Acosta currently reporting Live from my prison cell at Guatanamo Bay . . .
My cell appears to be made from the same inferior fence material that I showed you in Texas.
Ladies and Gentlemen, you probably won't believe this,
but my roommate is none other than Pope Francis ! ! !
I now look across the Bay and see
the two Prison Ships. The Sun is just ferociously Hot here.
So hot in fact that the Fresh White Paint is beginning to peel off the ships's sides. I believe that I can now just make out the words "FEMA BARGE".