Good morning, Boomers!

Anyone got theories on "Hunt for Red October" yet?

We'd love to hear them.

Today's Boomer Lexicon lesson, for the 7 people here under the age of 60:

shill: anyone who has more information or knowledge than a Boomer.

EXAMPLE: A Boomer makes his weekly call to the Geek Squad, and asks "How can I get my Facebook in my Google?" When the kid at the other end tries to explain what a Web browser does, the Boomer yells "you are messing with me, shill!" and comes here to explain how Best Buy is part of the cabal.