In regards to Trump's son falling asleep at SOTU, I glean three likelihoods:

1. The kid is delightfully unengaged from politics, as a normal kid should.

1. He was probably up past his normal bedtime, which speaks well of the Trump family parenting skills.

1. The media is mostly full of dysfunctional pieces of shit with eyeballs.

I place these likelihoods in an ascendant order or probable truth.