AGE OLD DISPUTE IS FINALLY SETTLED
The question: Is Jesus a Jew??
Alright guys… well I just left my local synagogue and after a lengthy discussion with the Rabbi, he agreed that the following fact, indeed provides ample proof that Jesus was not a Jew - in the modern day sense of the word.
That fact is….
JESUS HAD A PENIS THAT WAS LONGER THAN HIS NOSE
The rabbi agreed. The argument is settled. Finally, some resolve to an issue that has set off great debate for ages.
AND THIS IS NOT ANOTHER CLICHE INSULT AT THE SIZE OF JEWISH NOSES - EVEN IF THEY HAD VERY SMALL NOSES, THE STATEMENT WOULD STILL BE ACCURATE
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