Fug anons I really turfed it this afternoon when I went outside to get wood from the wood shed. One step on my patio and wham down in one count. Hit my the back of my head and hurt my shoulder. Good thing I had my hat on, kek, or I might still be laying out there. I live in the woods and nobody would have ever known, except my dog, who may or may not be smart enough to go get neighbors. IDK, but I laid there a few minutes kind of dazed and my good old dog just kept licking my face till I got up. Anyway it occurred to me never go outside again without my cell phone in my pocket just in case I fell and broke something I'd need to make a call. Consider this Public Service Announcement from an old dumb fag.