It's a shame Mizzou & Kansas no longer play each other in SportsBall.
Alabama poisoned Auburn's special tree.
Pussies.
Mizzou burnt down Kansas' entire college town.
He got his 30 days passed in order to legally do shit he needs to do.
He opened up govt to get people paid.
He gets to give the SOTU.
Cost: 3 week can-kicking.
Context: Don't be such a dumb nigger.