First their were regular criminals, then there were lawyers, then politicians, then came the Hollyweridos and finally to fill the toilet to the rim came the journalists.
Be patient, they are working on the robotics to move her corpse as we speak.
People can learn to code, but only a few are actually able to put together elegant complex solutions. Most coders would be better at making spaghetti.
There is a huge productivity difference between a great programmer and a spaghetti coder. Some programmers can pump out solid solution with great organizational skills while others make a huge stink'n mess that is a nightmare to work with. This is the real world.