Officer I want this women arrested.

She touched muh pee pee.

Ok sir. I mean I guess.

baker 312

Yeah can you grab that blonde walking just passed you.

Yes we’re going to arrest her for touching this pussies penis.

I know I know

He’ll be a hit at the bars.

Nope just do it.

Wait wut?

Baker 312 she wants to touch our benis’s now?

Yep its gonna be a good day tater.