Here are 3
I told you, I'm not pregnant!
Don't abort it, bro!
I swear it's not yours!
This been fagged around here yet?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8318483/john-god-cult-leader-sex-slave-farm-sold-babies/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1548886820
Not bad