Here's a good example of why the Alien narrative of probing is a symbolism kind of thing. Also it's notable that alien abduction rates have went from 8k a year in 2014 to about 1k last year. https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-06-29/has-et-gone-home-ufo-sightings-slump

anyway, the skit makes it a joke but it illustrates not just the absurdity of the mythos but of the reality that it's a joke to the elites that use it to talk about actual child rapes. "anal probing" kids - symbolism = end after all.