>be me

>married retarded normie single mom

>gave her millennial son my Jeep

>couple years pass

>he asks if I’ll take a look because brakes make noise backing up, and can you check out power window?

>loan him my car

>start working —> exploding car of horrors

>over $1k just in parts

>brakes, rotors, calipers, exhaust, PS pump screeching like feminist, 6qt low on coolant, floor pans rotted out

>fix it all, take for test drive. Starter takes a shit. Get towed home.

>New starter

>Test drive again. Bad brake hose causes rear brakes to drag.

>order complete steel brake line set because rusted so bad can’t take off hose

>winter coming, getting stressed

>test drive again

>Heater core blows up. Oh hell no! Swore never to do that on a Jeep again.

>Buy muhself another car. He can keep my other one.

>polar vortex, kid says muh car is shit because battery dead at -30

>tried jumping it once at -20. Probably frozen.

>3 days later still hasn’t tried jumping it again

>remind him it has fucking towing insurance

>wife wants to know if I can drive three hours each way to help him

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!