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Anonymous ID: f2065b Feb. 2, 2019, 11:45 a.m. No.5004094   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>4100

>>5004003

WAIT, IT WAS ME.

 

MICHAEL JACKSON? IN PLAID GOLF PANTS? WAT?!

 

I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO BE IN MEDICAL SCHOOL YET TOO DUMB TO KNOW BLACKFACE AND KKK HOODS WAS RACIST

 

What a total f*cking tool.

Anonymous ID: f2065b Feb. 2, 2019, 12:09 p.m. No.5004337   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>4379

>>5004003

Northam chronological run-down

 

  1. I made an oopsie.

  2. It wasn’t my oopsie. I submitted all the photos, but for the offensive one, that was a yearbook staff photo mix-up.

  3. Well, I might have been my oopsie in the past, but it was an homage to – what's his name – oh yeah, Michael Jackson. I LOVE MOONWALKING.

  4. Upon reflection last night, the photo is absolutely not me, my med school comrade backs me up.

  5. 100%, I'm not in the offensive picture.

  6. My nickname was Coonman, I don’t know why.

  7. I’m committed to climate change, so we kewl now.

  8. I will not resign.

  9. I am correcting the record (thank you, David Brock).

  10. I'm a strong believer in God, my Pastor is attending my political press conference (but killing babies is Godly).

  11. I'm always honest.

  12. I'm really, really close to my wonderful black Lt. Governor who continues to support me.

  13. I was lectured about black-face after being in medical school. Only after the lecture, I understood it was wrong.

  14. I live by a code.

  15. I've never drunk enough booze to "not be in touch with my surroundings." (a lawyer phrase if I've ever heard one).

  16. I take responsibility.

  17. Oppo research shouldn't include yearbook evidence. (unless you're Brett Kavanaugh)

  18. I've fought long and hard against racial bigotry.

  19. I've made mistakes, but this stir-up isn't me.

 

Dude, you're a miserable failure on multiple fronts, leave now and never be heard from again.