Anonymous ID: edb736 Feb. 3, 2019, 10 p.m. No.5022609   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>2733

>>5022520

It Snowed Yesterday.

 

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

 

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

 

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

 

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

 

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

 

8:22 - The transgender man..womenโ€ฆperson asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

 

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

 

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

 

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

 

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

 

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

 

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction

 

8:45 - TV news crew from NBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

 

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

 

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

 

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

 

Moral:

 

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes.

Anonymous ID: edb736 Feb. 3, 2019, 10:50 p.m. No.5022959   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>3004

>>5022738

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

 

Luke 10:27 New International Version (NIV)

27 He answered, โ€œโ€˜Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mindโ€™; and, โ€˜Love your neighbor as yourself.โ€™โ€

Anonymous ID: edb736 Feb. 3, 2019, 11:18 p.m. No.5023130   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

>>5022911

>you all are larping

 

hmm

 

even if this is a larp

 

we are exposing truth

 

were ever we can find it

 

This is the verdict: Light has come into the

world, but people loved darkness instead of

light because their deeds were evil. Everyone

who does evil hates the light, and will not

come into the light for fear that their deeds will

be exposed. But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what they have done has been done in the sight of God.