Anonymous ID: da4def Feb. 4, 2019, 2:12 a.m. No.5023806   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>3818

New documentary called Rude Awakening about… awakening. Fresh. I predict we will see more on this subject on our screens in the future.

 

Shadilay PEOPLE

Anonymous ID: da4def Feb. 4, 2019, 3:11 a.m. No.5024005   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Been thinking about the whole Garden of Eden thing. I'm not buying it. I'm calling bad parenting on the God of that story. Sorry brothers and sisters. Jesus bless and all but I'm thinking something like this would be more convincing:

 

The Bible II - The Kind God

 

… and so God said to the children He loved so much, "Lo, be ware of The Snake for he will come to tempt you to eat of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil and he has a plan to trigger me into destroying everything and creating a world of pain, death, torture and child abuse. He's a wily prick too." And Eve said unto God, "Thankyou for warning us Dad. How terrifying! What will we do if we meet this Snake?". "Don't worry, I'm going to make sure to teach you everything you need to know to fly through the test guys. We'll do practice simulations and make sure we have the scenario covered. Cause I love you guys and I know how to be a responsible Father. And don't worry if you fail, we all make mistakes. I won't kick you out or anything. I love you guys." And so God trained Adam and Eve perfectly in all the arts they would need to bypass the Snake and have a glorious eternity with Him in the Garden of Eden. On the day Eve met The Snake she told him to fuck off like God had taught her. Cause God had all that shit covered. And then they all went swimming. And Eden was glorious for all eternity and God never allowed anything like slavery or bullying or cannibalism to exist ever. Never demanded blood sacrifices or anything nasty like that. He was a really cool, organised, empathetic, all-powerful Creator. And he gave everyone a free UFO.

 

Amen.

 

The End.

 

Peace and Love anons.

 

Respect to all you troopers.