Why don't they try taking the scenic route?
You know, like their would-be clients, only southbound?
Tide Pods for breakfast, huh?
I'm the shill because you didn't get the fucking joke?!
KYS, right fucking now!!
I'll break it down for you, sheep.
Fuck them and their passports.
They can walk through the fucking desert and cross ILLEGALLY like their clients.
Not at all.
I'm not the one that was triggered over a goddamned joke that I didn't understand.
Wasn't there some movie, a few years old now, about a GIANT wall being built on the US/MX border to keep out and contain some inter-dimensional Godzilla-like creatures that loved eating humans?
No, it wasn't that movie.
FOUND IT!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsters_(2010_film)
>Monsters takes place years after a NASA probe crash in Mexico which led to the sudden appearance of giant tentacled monsters. It follows Andrew Kaulder (Scoot McNairy), an American photojournalist tasked with escorting his employer's daughter Samantha Wynden (Whitney Able) back to the US by crossing through Mexico's "Infected Zone" where the creatures reside.
Apparently, it's got a sequel.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsters:_Dark_Continent