Probably with a pink camo finish.
No video sauce, and a quick search has tons of articles refuting the premise. Fake and Gay until proven otherwise.
I hate to agree with you here, but I think you are right. To Dems, evidence of an attempted coup would serve as proof to them that the "right" people in government are working hard to stop Orange Man Bad.
Promiscuity is a helpful trait to have when you are trying to get on television.