Don't forget the "meteor" that blew up there a few days ago.
Coincidences all.
This just in…
Elvis showed up last night in Vegas at an Elvis impersonator contest but he sat in the back and no one saw him.
This should put to rest all the conspiracy theorizers who have said Elvis is dead for the last 40 years.
Honest, take my word for it.
You just read it on the internet, it must be true.