>muh dreamer slide
Obvious slide is obvious.
STFU.
By definition, "Landline" not required to hack into WiFi.
Log into your wireless router config and set a STRONG WPA2 password for the WiFi.
Come up with a memorable phrase.
"Here's a good example of a strong password"
H@gE0fA$9W!
Now do it again for the router itself because relying on the one printed on the router and/or provided by your ISP isn't good enough.
Problem: Cabal money not coming in like it used to.
Reaction: Tax the fuck out of the sheep so revenue continues.
Solution: Chemtrail the fuck out of NJ every 48 hours so it NEVER stops raining!