…Simple, like you would form a club. Declare your own cult and it becomes reality. May get one of those religious ordainments to back it up. Cults can be fun and force people to think for themselves.
…The 'forming a cult' thing was meant to be a joke, although I did form my own Subgenius inspired clench. Gotta take sacrament, now. Blessed be this bong and it's green, leafy substance.
…And always remember, "Fuck it if they can't take a joke". Damn, "Bob" is wise as asses. It kicks.