Front thong too tight?
She says "our" American values, when she grew up in Canada and graduated from high school in Canada? Nothing against Canadians, but I don't even see her as an American (ie, citizen of the United States of America). She can STFU and sit down.
I drove the Autobahns for 3 years in a Mustang GT with a USA sticker on the rear window. Those were the days.