My fellow Americans, The State of the Union is that of kleptocracy.
I'm a chief architect of keeping it that way too.
From the scams run by employers who want illegal invaders in this nation (most of whom are Republicans) to those who believe taxpayers should pay for medical care, schooling and other services for those with no right to be here at all (most of whom are Democrats) the fact remains that when…
I held both houses of Congress and could have put a stop to this easily through the budget process I did not.
That was not an accident, it was intentionally undertaken in open and notorious collusion with Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell.
Dismantling Obamacare's garbage was never really on the agenda either, for the same reason. It's very important to steal $3 trillion dollars a year from Americans. It makes a lot of people a lot of money. It's illegal too, under 100+ year old law, but I don't give a crap about that. I could have directed the Just-US department to prosecute these jackwads – all of them – and after the first few went to prison the rest of the industry would have folded their tents and you'd have great medical care at 20% of the price – and no need for "health insurance" at all, other than for catastrophes which would cost you a few hundred bucks a year. You'd be able to buy your drugs from anywhere in the world and prices would fall like a stone. But I never intended to do that, and won't – it's far to important to my real donors, the medical and pharmaceutical industry, to bend you over the table and give it to you long and hard. Never mind that you're entitled to weigh 400+lbs and send everyone else the bill for being a fat, diseased slob – right?
I really like people who are that sort of stupid and that would be most of you. You either hate me because I'm not Hillary and won't promise to tax the hell out of everyone who actually makes money, I don't believe in the globull-warming scam (by the way, if you froze to death in the recent polar vortex, are you sure you wouldn't like a bit more warming?) or I'm neither black or female, both of which are essential qualities for an office-holder. The blatant racism and sexism in that sort of standard is a religious sacrament among the Left and since I'm neither I don't qualify to preside in your view. We'll see how that works out for you when an IQ80 person winds up in the White House and the nation gets nuked, robbed or (probably) both. Maybe we can have a President with the honesty of Theranos' former CEO. Oh wait…. we already did with Obama, and we do now.
Oops.
Then again you still go to work every day to "Make America Great Again" while you're being screwed in every hole you have by the medical and insurance industries, never mind The Fed. I could talk about First and Second Amendments too, but what's the point? Neither of those dead letters mean anything to you; witness the 50,000+ infringements when it comes to gun laws and viewpoint-based censorship by firms that our own spookville folks have funded and assisted both above and under the table. If that's not the government and thus implicates free speech please tell me what is. I'm frankly shocked that the Washington Mall isn't full of angry torch and pitchfork-wielding citizens this evening demanding that all this crap stop right now or they're going to sack the Capitol. MLK knew damn well that could happen and he wasn't a pussy about it either. You, on the other hand….
Then again if you're all dumb enough to put up with this crap for decades then I guess you deserve it. By that standard I bet you think the State of the Union is fabulous.
And so it is.
After all, the judgement passed on a politician is never objective; it is simply a matter of whether the people like what they're getting, and you clearly do, whether it was your fabulous Black President, myself, or whoever is next.
God Bless Idiocy; America, on the other hand, is beyond even the power of prayer.