Morning, Boomers!

Everyone's back from their mall walks I see.

Now, yesterday we were getting awfully close to decoding the "Keystone" - let's hear today's new theories.

In light of the heated discussion here today, remember our motto:

Anyone who knows more than me is a shill.

People who bring up facts you are not aware of? Those people are the cabal.

Your assignment for your afternoon Facebook groups:

John McCain was an alien. Discuss.