For the "enjoying the show" bread I thought we'd introduce SJW Jesus
The Adventures of SJW Jesus, meme #13: The armor of CNN
Ephesians Kamala 6:11-18
11 Put on the whole armour of CNN, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the Russians.
12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against racism, against transphobia, against the sexism of the Orange Man of this world, against election wickedness from foreign places.
13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of CNN, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with Guilt, and having on the breastplate of Virtue Signaling;
15 And your feet shod with the worship of Corporate Science;
16 Above all, taking the shield of Faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the Russians.
17 And take the helmet of Ignorance, and the sword of the News, which is the word of CNN:
18 Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the News, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;