dChan - Q Origins Project Archive

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking globetard? I'll have you know I was at the first Flat Earth Society Meeting, and I am a member of the International Flat Earth Society, and I was there for the relaunch of the Flat Earth Society. I have conducted over 100 experiments proving the Earth is flat, I have contributed to several books on Heliocentrism, I am a well respected Flat Earth theorist, and I have been contacted for my expertise by many. You are nothing to me but just another Flat Earth denier. I am friends with all the world's most prominent Flat Earth theorists, I will get them to spam your board with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this (Flat) Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over here? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Flat Earthers across the USA and the Globe, and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, bitch. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, globie.

because you fucking faggots are so fucking stupid it's hilarious to fuck with you