Where the heck did he get the corpses?????
Anyone care about how he managed to collect 29?
Custom label?
Maybe just a drinking game, bottles were gin or vodka not water
You know, take a drink Everytime you hear a lie, and if you make it to lunch without passing out, you win the bet. And whit was like, naw dude, I'm gonna do the WHOLE meeting, and I'm not even gonna sweat.
(I know it was water, but still would've been funny as hell if just to prove the actually intoxicated committee members were complete failures, even at being drunk)
Sucks
This is the only job you can get, and you completely suck at it, I mean worse than every other single shill that's ever greased in the Chan's.
It would be better if you let the cat shitnon the keyboard at this point, or just grab the whole computer and jump into a full bathtub of water with the power cord still plugged in.
I feel sorry for you, so here's your pathetic count. I'd hate for your stupid ass to starve.