How do you fix something that is known to be broken (corrupt)?
Do you first need to remove those responsible?
If Duct Tape or WD40 can't fix it the American way then we have to get a new one. Congress is corrupt and broken. Justice delayed is Justice denied and WD40 can't fix it. The wheels of justice used to turn slow but they turned. They no longer turn.
Our Politician used to be restrained from foreign enemy influence bu they are no longer and Duct Tape cannot hold back their treasonous ways.
Some people joke and add Bacon as a fix or die item. Our farmers have been under attack for decades and even Bacon can't help.
It's time to open up the old prisons and grease the cell doors with some WD40, handcuff the traitors with Duct Tape and feed them slop. Break out the skillet and bring home the bacon!