Anonymous ID: e29ea4 Feb. 11, 2019, 1:47 a.m. No.5119873   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

https://twitter.com/Cisnez/status/1094829936257294342

 

Meanwhile, if you wanna see a shiiiiiitshooow of "dafuq is wrong with people?!", please leave your sanity at the door.

Anonymous ID: e29ea4 Feb. 11, 2019, 2:09 a.m. No.5119947   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>9957

>>5119939

Mmmmmโ€ฆ to some extentโ€ฆ the patriots and general badasses who put all THIS togetherโ€ฆ

 

Theโ€ฆ Q Teamโ€ฆ

How would you describe them, if they've been working on this for however long with folks being none-the-wiser?

Anonymous ID: e29ea4 Feb. 11, 2019, 2:21 a.m. No.5119996   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>0004 >>0012 >>0107

>>5119966

Jesus was some guy from out of town who rolled up and had his boys steal a donkey and calf.

Told 'em "if anyone gives you shit, just tell 'em the Lord needs or whatever. They'll buy that."

 

So then this nigga rolls in on his stolen ride and proceeds to assault folks and mess they shit up.

Strolls up into the temple and has his boys shoutin' his name an' shit while he smug mugs the muhfuggaz who own that join.

 

Well, the Romans were the dudes who control the corporal punishment so now they were bothered having to track this nigga down and book his ass for all the nonsense he been doin'.

 

So they find him and lock his ass up and folks say he was against Caesar, but not like, in a secular way, but Caesar was considered to be God so anyone speaking for God was speaking for Caesar and this nigga didn't have the bonafides.

 

So then Pilate's like:

I'ma commute/pardon a muhfugga, who ya want?

Homies chose Barrabas.

Why? Cuz he was an insurrectionary, and during his anti-Roman "to-do", he ended up killing something up there in the Roman hierarchy or whatever.

That's why he was gon' git crucified.

That's why the two dudes on either side of Jeebus was there.

Political crimes.

 

Anyway.

The Romans make Josh the Magic Jew carry his cross through town as a show of power from the Romans sayin' they clan ain't nothion' to fuck with.

And when the Romans ain't happy, them nibbaz ain't happy, so they was all mad at HeyZeus for being an outside and causing shit and fucking with their day cuz the Romans made everyone drop they shit and show up for this crap.

 

And it all started when he told his boys to snatch dat ass, son.