Can you get Tom Fitton involved?
I think he would add a lot of "oversight'??
He's also a good role model for anons who need to hit the gym, and he is not afraid to wear pink.
For ¥400 you get a seat with a cup holder and wifi. Good deal for Tokyo!
Comfy train.
https://tabiris.com/archives/qseat201810/
Anon, I understand your pain. But, it is a never ending quest you have embarked on.
Don't bring work home with you ;-)