So why did you let your gym partner/gay lover go assault a reporter in a FF dickmove in the first place?
Faggot Clown
And I'd bet you that anyone who tried to check the place would either end up in a dumpster, or get a confused, "No habla," if the inquiring mind showed up with firepower.
Bring it, don't sing it. If you're so badass you know where I'm at, and what I've got.
Hope your insurance is paid up.
In Christ's name may you find peace, love and health in abundance, and your loved ones as well.