He looked so chill there…
no public image to uphold
no responsibilities other than procuring children
he even had the occasional boy all to his own
then he got ambitious
wanted more boys, more choices
decided to run for office
but that required much bigger risks
the stakes were higher
but so were the rewards
now he looks perpetually worried
he knows it will all come crashing down
any day now he will get put in handcuffs
was it worth it, Schitt?