Yeah, I ran out of gas on the interstate a couple winters ago, and this Mennonite guy in a full size van pulls up, and gave me two gallons of gas from a can he kept in the back. He wouldn't any money for it either. I know he was a Mennonite, because he gave me a CD of preaching from his church before he left.
Luckily, this hard-digging Anon from last bread has discovered the seedy underbelly of these blood-drinking, devil-worshiping christians, and we call all report to Q that we found the KEYSTONE!