"One of the witnesses believed that the Earth was about to be destroyed in an apocalypse. He believed in 15-foot aliens roaming the Earth searching for gold."

"One of the cooperating witnesses was threatening the people in the government, threatening to show all details about the witness protection program to the Mexican cartels."

And from the Lawyer: "if I, as a defense lawyer, if I start being concerned with what people are accused of and what they're convicted of, I'll never be able to get out of the bed in the morning."

Who's worse, El Chapo or the defense lawyer? And where are the gold-digging alien tits?