Democrats in the House have announced new investigations into President Trump's Breathing, Eating, and Sleeping… Several sources close to the investigations claim the democrats believe the Russians are behind it all… As one high-ranking democrat put it, the "Russians are making him do it"….

Of course, this is supposed to be satire, but not really.. The democrats have opened investigations into just about everything else President Trump does or has done; the latest being Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee looking into the President's declaration of a national emergency at the southern border.