Anonymous ID: 9cbd91 Feb. 15, 2019, 8:27 p.m. No.5201673   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1703 >>1717 >>1736 >>1740

>>5201638

>why did the chicken cross the road

Albert Einstein: The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.

 

Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross roads.

 

Wolfgang Pauli: There was already a chicken on this side of the road.

 

Carl Sagan: There are billions and billions of such chickens, crossing roads just like this one, all across the universe. [Apologies for perpetuating the misquote.]

 

Jean-Dernard-Leon Foucault: What’s interesting is that if you wait a few hours, it will be crossing the road a few inches back that way.

 

Robert Van de Graaf: Hey, doesn’t it look funny with all its feathers sticking up like that?

 

Albert Michelson and Edward Morley: Our experiment was a failure. We could not detect the road.

 

Ludwig Boltzmann: If you have enough chickens, it is a near certainty that one of them will cross the road.

 

Johannes van der Waals: Some say it was a sixth sense that led the chicken to cross the road. I say it was a sixth power.

 

David Hilbert: I was standing on the side of the road and a chicken came along, evidently in some kind of strange state. I informed it that it was nevertheless still in my space, so it went across the road.

 

Blaise Pascal: The chicken felt pressure on this side of the road. However, when it arrived on the other side it still felt the same pressure.

 

John David Jackson: You’ll find out after you complete this 37-page calculation.

Anonymous ID: 9cbd91 Feb. 15, 2019, 8:55 p.m. No.5202129   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>5202026

>America bought Israel in early 1970

https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/business/.premium-u-s-aid-to-israel-234-billion-over-60-years-1.5234820