Okay I am reading the beginning of the Bible. The story of Abraham is sketchy as fuck.
Abraham has got to be talking to Satan. Cutting off the tip of your penis? The children of Hagar are going to have every hand against them? Sounds like the Jews now.
I think Satan was blowing smoke up Abraham's ass.
And the story of Sarai his hot ass wife saying she is is sister so they could get a bunch of goodies from Egypt?
Tricksters from the start. Sorry I still think half of the Old Testament is going to be Satan.