The Washington Post just called my dad to ask him if he was the father of (((John Doe))) who is my nephew. My dad said no, the guy said he found that my nephew recently joined the NRA Lifetime membership and he want to do a story about the perspectives of the newest young NRA members. After a quick "NRA WAPO" search on Duck Duck Go, I told my pops to tell my nephew to tell them to fuck off, that it was a hit piece and he was going to smear the kid in his article. Mutherfuckers.